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   real. what's that cat eating? are those dark cheerios??

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2. 

   document 1: advanced cat navigates the internet (circa 1990s)

   this cat will be remembered in history textbooks. what would a cat search if cats could search?

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3. 
   headline: cat graduates from vermont university

   • this cat is named max the cat
   • it graduates from vermont state university
   • often describes as a (quote incoming...) doctor of liter-ature

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total rating: 3/15